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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

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lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

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fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

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